Friday, November 21, 2003

Bloomberg Blows It

Mayor Michael Bloomberg blows it. Bloomberg tried to eliminate primaries in New York politics. He even spent 2 million dollars of his own money to pass it.

Was he asleep during the CalEfornia recall election or does he just have an affinity for circuses his constituents do not?

New Yorkers are not stupid and rejected the proposed change by more than 2 to 1 in the election.
Copyright 2003 John McJunkin

Supreme Court reinforces right to privacy.

.............from a previous post...........
The Supreme Court’s sweeping endorsement of sexual privacy
"Conservatives suffered a setback in the Supreme Court today............." is a phrase echoed by almost every talking pinhead on almost every news channel all day today.

“Conservatives” believe in a right to privacy and hands off government.

Conservatives had a glorious day today. The more accurate descriptor for those who feel cheated today is fascist.

Copyright 2003 John McJunkin

Thursday, November 20, 2003

My life with Mike

Young Timmy relates fond memories of NEVERLAND and his secret bedroom. The toys, the games and the little smelly monster that pops out from behind the barn door.

............coming soon............

Tuesday, November 18, 2003

Gay Lobby Shoots Self in Head

Homosexuals believe they won a victory in Massachusetts today. If you call falling short of the primary goal and raising the ire of the 98% of the population that is not gay a victory, then "good show fellas".
The political wrath of the politicians and media has already started. If the chosen path had been to abandon the ‘m’ word and secure the rights and privileges everyone wants them to have, the road ahead would be lined with supporters of all sexual and religious dispositions. But since ‘marriage’ is an essentially religious state that has over time (thousands of years) been adopted and sanctioned by governments as routine, changing the rules for who qualifies has raised the hackles of almost every religious or traditionalist individual in the country. We already know Republicans will vote to defeat progress on this issue. Democrats will soon be forced to follow suit thanks to the pressure exerted by today’s decision on the 98% of us who are not gay. If proponents of equal rights continue to insist on using the word ‘marriage’ most of the viable Democratic Presidential candidates plus Congressmen and Senators from both parties, will be forced to take a position against gay 'marriage' in order to get re-elected. In this climate, passing a constitutional amendment banning gay 'marriage' forever will be easy. The fact that a religious doctrine is endorsed by government is the root problem. If true separation of church and state existed, we would not be having this argument.

We should secure equal rights for gays who want to get 'married' without using the term 'marriage'! It will get gays what they want without further blurring the line between church and state. I would venture that most folks who endorse gay 'marriage' also support the separation clause of the Constitution. If the Supreme Court takes any position on this matter either way it will by its action inject government into what should be a purely religious debate. So let religious types keep 'marriage' as a religious pact and let it become a symbolic name used by believers (straight or gay) to describe the underlying renamed legal arrangement accepted by government. Renaming the legal description of ‘marriage’ and letting the church keep performing marriage ceremonies is far more desirable than fighting to change the traditional definition. It will give equal rights to everyone under the law without any religious taint or blessing and darken the line between church and state. The current path being followed by radical supporters of this position will seal the deal on the Supreme Court making the final call. They will not vote in your favor. In fact, when the politicians see that day coming, they will pass a constitutional amendment that will destroy most of the fruits of years of activism that will have occurred by then.
Try to have some foresight people. You just won the battle that will likely cost you the war.


Copyright 2003 John McJunkin

Bush* Trip to Britain PREVISION Synopsis

George Bush* goes to England. OOPS! What was he thinking? Like fine French wines, he does not travel well. After the George Michael video depicting Blair as the submissive to Bush* in an S&M parody became so popular, and after transforming that parody into fact with sexed up dossiers, distorted intelligence and the deaths of both British and American soldiers as the two marched in political lock-step, one might think that the puppeteers at the White House might have suspected it would be a bad idea to send Bush* to Britain to rub the public's nose in it. But NO! The political masters at the White House saw right through the obvious and undeniable negatives to the obscure and indiscernible pluses the excursion would produce.

First there no actually that turned out rather badly.

Second was the glorious....... no uh that was actually embarrassing.

Well you can't deny the great TV we got from his visit to.......oh all right! So he didn't look least he didn't puke on his host like Daddy.

Over all you got to admit the trip was a huge success benefit

uh useful............OK fucking disaster.

But don't worry George*. Your base won't notice. They're too stupid to see the obvious and undeniable. That you're an idiot. A dangerously powerful idiot.


*G.W. Bush is not a legitimate President of the United States of America

LONG LIVE President Hastert

Copyright 2003 John McJunkin

Monday, November 17, 2003

Paul Harvey's Confused

The other night I was watching Paul Harvey on television. He recently had a medical problem, a virus, which caused him to lose his classic Paul Harvey voice. It was a very dark time and he spent months on his knees praying to god to return his instrument to him. After a nine months of preying He finally went to a Physician. His Physician implanted a small plastic fiber in the muscle the adjacent to his larynx. Took about 45 minutes. His voice returned instantly. Nine months of praying and suffering. “I spent a lot of time that night on my knees that night I can tell you.” He told Larry King. So my question is, what were you doing Paul? Servicing the doctor’s yang? He’s the one who got you your damn voice back. God ignored your ass for nine months!


Copyright 2003 John McJunkin

Austin Music: Alien Grass

Mo Pair, Sara Hammond & Victor Bustos @ Green Muse 519 Oltorf. I really didn't know what to expect except that anything Mo does is usually excellent. They did not disappoint. In a broad ranging display of vocal prowess Mo & Sara blended their voices beautifully. Original tunes and excellent acoustic interpretations of a couple of covers kept the small intimate crowd of fans and a few members of the jam band Groovin' Ground captivated. "Breathing Rain" written for Sarah by Mo and "Jane Said" were especially sweet. Instrumentation of A.G. is 1 electric and 2 acoustic guitars. See more about the artists at &
Mo has a CD release party coming up at the Cactus Cafe on the 25th and Sara has CD's for sale now.


No more rushes for Rush

Mr. Hypocrite .........I mean Limbaugh is out of rehab! I just took two Vicodins in his honor. Go rush..........I mean Rush!


Copyright 2003 John McJunkin